french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

goldenthong:

did you ever stop to think people are reading this sentence in different accents 

european:

ordering food is so stressful

"It’s amazing to me that I am told to get over the assholes but the assholes are never told to stop being pieces of shit."
Fashion model Chrissy Teigen, in response to critics who called her fat (x)